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#JeffSesh is a grassroots campaign to tell The Attorney General:

We are good people.

We are tens of millions of regular jeffs all over the country, women and men of all colors and beliefs. Responsible, tax-paying adult citizens, voters for both parties, third parties and no parties. Most of us have never been charged with a crime, while some of us have endured the disproportionate effects of your unjust war.

All of us stand together against your attempts to roll back policy. We’re not going back, Jeff. Stand down.

Until then, we’ll be making our next sesh a #JeffSesh with…

General Jeff’s Session Papers

Now you can make your next sesh a #PeteSesh too, with Chairman Pete’s Session Papers!

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Mother Pence’s #trollingpapers are finally here! See more pics and get yours at grassrootspapers.com or on our #etsy shop (link in bio). Illustrated by Orlando-based @sleds. Practice #safesesh! #rollingpapers #politics #itmfa #drop #limitededition #motherpence #mikepence #cannabis #mmj #jeffsesh
Coming 🔜 to our new home, @rollgrassroots. Link in bio for drop. Illustrations by the awesome @sleds. Get ready for the future of #trollingpapers.
Sometimes it’s the Sessions you don’t know that you gotta worry about. Find out what you can do to stop this one...while we still have the chance. 6 days left. Have a #petesesh and help smoke Pete Sessions out of office. petesesh.com
Tag a friend in #dallas #texas. Fact: There’s more than one Sessions coming for your weed. And as the saying goes, “it’s not the Sessions you know, it’s the Sessions you don’t know” you gotta worry about. Here’s the gist: Pete Sessions was this year called “Washington’s most powerful anti-pot official” by @politicomag and “the reason congress can’t vote on marijuana anymore” by @marijuanamoment (you can find these articles at petesesh.com). We’re sorry we didn’t know all of this before launching such a Jeffcentric brand. But here’s the good news—and it’s urgent—the Sessions you don’t know CAN BE STOPPED on November 6. Can you help? Can you move fast? Please DM us if you can hand these out in Dallas before Election Day! Send these papers to a canna-friendly voter in Pete’s district #tx32, donate to Pete’s opponent @colinallred, and find out other ways to have a #PeteSesh at petesesh.com. #vote #election2018 #election #midterms #election #cannabis #jeffsesh #dallas #texas #protest #statesrights #nofilter
If you’re not at work and you don’t know what it is, Google "Spreading Santorum" and brace yourself for one of the great achievements in the history of righteous trolling. Trigger warning: involves fecal matter, bodily fluid, and former senator Rick Santorum. May #jeffsesh live up to this high expectation and may our moms still love us if not. #safesesh #santorum #goodpeople #legalizeit #legalize #spreadingsantorum #mmj #cannabis #inspiration #smile #repost
We are Regular Jeffs all over the USA. We are voters from both parties, and no parties. We are upstanding, tax-paying citizens who shouldn’t have to hide every time we want to sesh responsibly. Or worry if our state government is protecting us from the federal government. Especially for those of us suffering from ailments. We are not criminals, deadbeats or dummies, and frankly, we are offended that #JeffSessions, the top law enforcement officer in the nation thinks we’re bad people. That’s why we’re here. #repost #thankyou @waterluvnmom #liberty #cannabis #mmj #jeffsesh #legalizeit #goodpeople #petesesh #statesrights 🇺🇸✊🇺🇸✊🏿🇺🇸✊🏻🇺🇸✊🏾🇺🇸✊🏼🇺🇸✊🏽🇺🇸
#Saturday #breakfast essentials for the Regular Jeff. Wishing a #happyweekend and #safesesh to all the #goodpeople across the land. #mmj #legalizeit #trollingpapers #petesesh #diner #cannabis #marijuana
General Jeff spotted at @thelighthousecoachella by @dougiedidthat 🙌😄This is from a few weeks back, but you should still be able to get them at #thelighthouse if you’re in the #Coachella area. They just restocked last week! #repost #jeffsesh #trollingpapers #legalizeit #mmj
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