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#JeffSesh is a grassroots campaign to tell Jeff Sessions:

We’re not the bad guys.

We are tens of millions of regular jeffs all over the country. Responsible, tax-paying adult citizens of all colors and beliefs. We’re voters for both parties, third parties and no parties.

Most of us have never been charged with a crime, but millions of us have endured your war disproportionately.

All of us stand together.

All of us are “good people,” by any measure except your own, apparently.

We’re not asking for an apology or a pushing a new policy, though both would be nice.

We’re just asking you to open your eyes and look around at the 21st century. Take it in, man. Subscribe to a newspaper. Meet people who aren’t like you. Listen to them.

Visit the 30 states and counting who have moved beyond prohibition and see what we mean. It’s ok to change your mind, Jeff.

We’ll be waiting for a sign. But until then, we’re afraid our only option is to…

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